Captain Marvel vs. Captain Marvel

Special thanks to Alan Lidogoster.
Captain Marvel: Hey Shazam.
Captain Marvel: It’s Captain Marvel.
Captain Marvel: You think we’re ever going to make colonel, Shazam?
Captain Marvel: It’s Captain Marvel.
Captain Marvel: I believe it’s Shazam, Shazam.
Captain Marvel: You want a fat lip?
Captain Marvel: I’m sorry Shazam, I didn’t hear you. Nice eyebrows, FYI.
Captain Marvel: At least I’m not a jerk.
Captain Marvel: Come on, Shazam.
Captain Marvel: Where are we going?
Captain Marvel: Hilarious, Shazam.
Captain Marvel: I’ll lay one right across your fat face.
Captain Marvel: Calm down, Shazam.
Captain Marvel: You calm down, fat face.
Captain Marvel: Shazam, cool it.
Captain Marvel: Nice pimples, Mar-Vell. How old are you?
Captain Marvel: How old are you, Shazam?
Captain Marvel: 12. What about you old man?
Captain Marvel: Shut up, Shazam.
Captain Marvel: Ouch! One of your pimples just popped and squirted all over me.
Captain Marvel: You mean your bib, Shazam?
Captain Marvel: It’s called a cape. You might want to check into one. I believe they’re what super heroes wear. Busted, your face! And when I say “busted, your face,” I mean–
Captain Marvel: That’s enough, Shazam.