Jeremiah’s Complaints: What Am I Supposed To Do with These Carrot Stalks?

I just bought some organic carrots again and this time they came with two foot tall stalks. I felt like a real prince walking around the store with all this wavy carrot nonsense. A real prince of a peach. Look at me, I bought some organic carrots with some leafy crap! The stalks weigh more than the roots! This bunch of carrots takes up half my fridge. Since I paid for the stalks I want to do something with them. What do I do? Plant them? Smoke them? Make carrot stalk potpourri? Fan Ramses? Develop a new textile to jump start the economy? My fridge looks like an exotic plant shop on 24th street between 6th and 7th Avenue. Great, something else to do.

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