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• Is there a charity that teaches grown men how to properly adjust the seat of their bicycle? about 7 hours ago from TweetDeck
• Key fees are bullshit: http://t.co/BjmoebOHpr about 7 hours ago from TweetDeck
• I think showbusiness is a cult. It has gods and heretics. There's the promise of salvation, the rite of dues, and elusive contentment. about 8 hours ago from TweetDeck
• I want my key fee back from that apartment I had in my twenties. about 8 hours ago from TweetDeck
• To all the guys who constantly complain about women not liking nice guys: maybe it's just that women don't like guys who constantly complain 04:00:03 PM May 22, 2013 from TweetDeck
• The pothead yakking on his phone in the voting booth next to mine totally swayed my vote on some of these propositions. 07:06:15 AM May 22, 2013 from TweetDeck
• Check it out! Video of Benedict Cumberbatch speaking in his REAL voice: http://t.co/NkQkQtozVs 05:58:53 PM May 20, 2013 from TweetDeck
• Stand-Up: Jetsons, Los Angeles Local Politics: http://t.co/1OuN384s2V 12:13:35 AM May 20, 2013 from TweetDeck
• My name is Carl, but onstage I'm known as Jung M.C. 06:52:11 PM May 19, 2013 from TweetDeck